15-Year-Old Suspended for Dying Hair a “Distracting Red”

Uniforms are being implemented all over the United States to keep children’s volatile minds from going to war over who is the most unique and this Utah school is no exception. Hurricane Middle School suspended a red head for her locks being just too luscious.

A rule in the Washington County School District, which includes Hurricane Middle School, says, “Hair color should be within the spectrum of color that grows naturally.”

“They brought me into the office and told me (my hair) had to be changed by the next day,” MacKay told The Spectrum (of St. George, Utah).

“They told me I could finish my week’s worth (of schoolwork) in the office so nobody could see me,” she added.

But when MacKay wasn’t able to get an appointment at the salon that night, school administrators doubled-down, demanding that MacKay either “go to Walmart and dye it myself” or not return to school, she said.

Is The Secret To to This No. 1 Lasagna its 60 – 100% Horse Meat

We always assume that when companies label their lasagna with “No. 1” or “World’s Best,” they are just lying and while that is usually true, most of us haven’t been so lucky as to add some seabiscuit to our meals.

The FSA said there is no evidence to suggest the horse meat found is a food safety risk.

Freshman Suspended For A Digital Picture of Gun

Many schools are enforcing “zero-tolerance” policies in terms of gun control. That means absolutely no talking about, no playing with, no owning of, no carrying and definitely no photographing of firearms.

Daniel McClaine Jr., a freshman at Poston Butte High School, said he saved the picture as his desktop background on his school-issued computer.

[Photos: NSFW] San Franciscan Nude War Protesters Arrested

It has been a few years since the United States has had a good protest of war. In San Francisco, no doubt, there are a few people in their birthday suits working to change that.

“No matter what, we’re going to continue practicing body freedom,” Gypsy Taub, told the local news station.

Vladimir Putin Brings Boyz II Men to Russian to Increase the Birth Rate

How do you get people in the mood for sex in a way that is appropriate for a government agency? Before you say “there is none,” look at this guys brilliant idea.

According to The Moscow Times, the trio, most famous for their 1990s hits “End of the Road” and “I’ll Make Love to You,” will use their dulcet tones to