[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, just as Florida hath no stupidity like a stripper’s plea for attention. This low-budget stripper was arrested after she modeled her baby in embarrassing pictures when she suspected her ex, the baby’s father, was seeing a new woman.

Taken inside the motel room, the 13 images showed the diapered newborn in a variety of dangerous situations, according to a St. Petersburg Police Department report. For example, the child was seen squeezed between the mattress and boxspring; “lying inside a dresser drawer crying”; lying under the bed; sitting in the toilet; and inside the trash can (both sitting and upside down).