[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, just as Florida hath no stupidity like a stripper’s plea for attention. This low-budget stripper was arrested after she modeled her baby in embarrassing pictures when she suspected her ex, the baby’s father, was seeing a new woman.

Taken inside the motel room, the 13 images showed the diapered newborn in a variety of dangerous situations, according to a St. Petersburg Police Department report. For example, the child was seen squeezed between the mattress and boxspring; “lying inside a dresser drawer crying”; lying under the bed; sitting in the toilet; and inside the trash can (both sitting and upside down).

Family Takes Man’s Body to Burger King on Their Way to His Funeral

The mourning family of David Kime Jr., like any good family, thought the best way to honor his life was to bring him to the center of his existence, but in this case his life’s center was Burger King.

… 88-year-old World War II veteran David Kime Jr. died on Jan. 20. Restaurant manager Margaret Hess said she and her crew made 40 burgers for the funeral procession.

Justin Bieber Investigated for “Nerf Gun Assault”

With all the talk of shootings in the media, you never know when another will show up. Perhaps the paranoia and hysteria is well-founded now that America’s sweetheart and famous transgender spokesperson Justin Bieber is being investigated for a Nerf gun assault on an Ottawa security guard.

She said that she was hit with “something” which ended up being a Nerf gun dart.

Are Video Game Makers “Electronic Child Molesters”?

Third party spokesman and veteran failed presidential candidate Ralph Nader thinks that all of this talk of gun control can be solved by cutting out violent video games. Not only because they are having a negative effect on children, but because their makers are tech-savvy child molesters.

“We are in the peak of [violence in entertainment]. Television program violence? Unbelievable. Video game violence? Unprecedented …

Louisiana Robber Uses Bucket Instead of Mask

This buckethead down south robber thought to mix things up a little bit, but he probably should have thought a little bit more outside of the barrel.

Boudreaux, a former employee of Kenney’s, is seen lifting up the bucket every so often to get a look of his surroundings.