TSA-holes: JFK Workers Busted With 100,000 Mini Liquor Bottles

TSA-holes: JFK Workers Busted With 100,000 Mini Liquor Bottles

Work can become unbearable and sometimes you just have to find something worth going for, be it friends, sexy workers or all the alcohol you can drink.

More than 100,000 of the tiny tipples — along with other duty-free swag such as perfume and cigarettes — were stolen by the team, Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said.

Brown charged the booze hounds with larceny and possession of stolen property after a five-month sting dubbed Operation Last Call. Continue reading

Man Eats Chicken, Swallows Wires and Ends Up In Hospital

Most people fear swallowing bones when KFC, some people fear swallowing Wendy’s food at all, but now it looks like people have to fear swallowing wires from their chicken.

Lajzer Grynsztajn, 50, said he nearly choked to death on a 2-inch coil he claims was cooked in a two-piece order he bought at JFK Fried Chicken near his Sunset Park bus depot. “The more I think about it, I get angry. I almost died for something stupid like that?” said Grynsztajn, of Bensonhurst. In a Brooklyn Supreme Court lawsuit, the 11-year Metropolitan Transportation Authority veteran is seeking unspecified damages for the near-fatal food fiasco. Grynsztajn charges that the clerk who took his order seemed more concerned about him paying for the meal than why he was choking at the counter.

“He asked for $5 before I passed out or something,” said Grynsztajn. Continue reading

Fox Wants To Know If The Jews Killed Jesus

Fox news, being the gentle and loved news report station it is, it asked a simple question in Spanish as to what people think was the true cause of the death of Christ.

In an outlandish effort to promote a Christmas special this year on the National Geographic Channel, a Fox Latin America staffer asked fans on the group’s Facebook page, “Who do you think is responsible for the death of Christ?”

The options were Pontius Pilate, High Priests and “Jewish People.

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